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gingerbatch-addict:

salaamender:

Sometimes I think to myself, “do I really want to buy another chocolate bar?”
And then I remember that there is a super volcano under Yellowstone that is 40,000 years overdue and when it erupts it could potentially cover most of north America in ash and create a volcanic winter that kills half the worlds population
And I’m like, fuck yeah I want that chocolate bar

This is one of the most inspiring posts i’ve ever seen

you know what really turns me on?

unprotected 

wifi 

In the delivery room

lenacolonthree:

tokomon:

mother: is it a boy or a girl?

doctor: *puts baby between teeth* it’s a metaphor

OMG IM DYING

lamelohan:

me when i was little: why do i have to eat everything on the plate??

now : um can i have like 3… more plates…

robotsatthedisco:

puppytierjade:

robotsatthedisco:

you can never lose an argument if you say “shut up nerd” at the end

yes you can

shut up nerd

fueledbyrydenn:

superhighschoollevelgay:

tiny21dancer:

“I guess your grades are more important to you than your morals are,” my English teacher spits out, lecturing our class about cheating that’s been going on in the school.

My classmates and I exchange glances. Well, yeah, we all seem to be thinking together. Isn’t that what they’ve been showing us since middle school?

#also that our grades are more important #than ourselves.

and our mental and physical health.

I can tell
you’re afraid
by how
you’re pushing
me away.

m.v., I’m afraid too.  (via findingwordsforthoughts)